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Department of Labor Issues New Guidance: “Not Everyone Can Be a Leader”

A new federal framework reports that roughly 137% of workers believe they should be in charge, even as nobody unloads the truck, fixes the machine, or completes the paperwork — prompting one official to depart from his prepared remarks and conclude that “a lot of us need to shut the fuck up and take orders,” a statement the Department later confirmed was both procedurally inappropriate and substantively unanswerable.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Labor has reportedly released a new workplace guidance document intended to address what officials describe as a growing imbalance between the number of people giving orders, the number of people qualified to give orders, and the number of people remaining to receive them. The document, titled the Operational Reality and Hierarchical Capacity Framework, proceeds from a premise the Department concedes is “uncomfortable, widely felt, and almost never said in a room with a microphone”: that not everyone in a given organization can be the one in charge, and that a functioning economy requires a supply of people willing to do the thing rather than convene a meeting about who should be seen to be deciding it.

CLASSIFICATION: HIERARCHICAL CAPACITY FRAMEWORK ANALYSIS
DISTRIBUTION: Workforce Planners, Organizational Designers, Anyone Whose LinkedIn Headline Contains the Word “Visionary” And Whose Calendar Contains No Visible Work
PREPARED BY: The Externality Research Division, in consultation with the Bureau for the Study of People Who Were Counting On Nobody Checking
DATE: June 2026

The guidance, sources indicate, was not commissioned in response to any single event. It was commissioned in response to a slow, cumulative, and eventually undeniable observation: that across a wide range of organizations, the population of people who believed themselves responsible for the direction of the work had come to exceed, by a considerable margin, the population of people performing it. The Department describes this condition in the document’s opening section as “a hierarchy that has become, structurally, all top.”

The Problem

Officials expressed concern that decades of leadership seminars, motivational content, certification programs, airport bookstores, and a class of social media business influencer the document declines to name individually had together produced a labor market in which an unusually large fraction of workers had concluded, more or less simultaneously, that they were meant to be leading. One internal study cited in the framework reportedly found that approximately 137 percent of workers believe they should be in charge, a figure the Department acknowledges “exceeds 100 percent,” and which it attributes to the discovery that a meaningful number of respondents believe they should be in charge of more than one thing at once, including, in several cases, things that are already being adequately run by someone else.

The study reportedly documented organizations in which, by self-report, every employee was a visionary, every employee was a strategist, and every employee was a thought leader, and in which the supply of vision, strategy, and thought had consequently become “effectively unlimited.” The framework notes that unlimited supply has the usual effect on price. What had become scarce, in these same organizations, was the willingness to perform any of the following:

  • Unloading the truck. The truck, investigators confirmed, remained loaded. It was surrounded, at intervals, by people discussing the strategic significance of the truck, the optics of the truck, and the long-term vision for a future state in which the truck was unloaded, but the truck itself was not, during the observation window, unloaded.
  • Fixing the machine. The machine, the framework reports, was the subject of three alignment sessions, one stakeholder map, and a recurring meeting series, none of which fixed the machine, which continued to require the attention of the one person present who knew how, and who had not been invited.
  • Completing the paperwork. The paperwork was, at last count, the responsibility of a committee, which the framework describes as “the organizational structure most reliably associated with paperwork remaining incomplete.”

The pattern, the Department concluded, was consistent across sectors. There was no shortage of people prepared to own the outcome, articulate the mission, or champion the initiative. There was a shortage of people prepared to do it. The framework observes, in language officials describe as “regrettably necessary,” that an outcome cannot be owned into existence, that a mission cannot be articulated into completion, and that an initiative, however well championed, “does not at any point perform itself.”

“We have, by every available measure, more than enough leadership. What we are short of is followership, which it turns out is where most of the actual work has been hiding this whole time.”
— A Department official, reading from the prepared remarks, while he still was

The Statement

During a press conference convened to introduce the framework, one Department official reportedly summarized the findings in four words that have since been adopted, against the Department’s wishes, as the document’s unofficial title. He said: “Not everyone can be a leader.” He paused, sources report, to allow the assembled press to absorb a sentence that several attendees later described as the most controversial thing they had heard a federal official say in years, despite it being, on inspection, a statement of simple arithmetic.

He then added, still reading: “And it is also not realistic for everyone to be the one giving orders.” At this point, according to multiple accounts, the official reached the end of his prepared remarks, looked at them, set them down, and departed from the script. What he said next was not contained in the framework, was not cleared by the Department’s communications office, and was, by all accounts, the only portion of the press conference anyone remembered the following morning. He said:

“A lot of us need to shut the fuck up and take orders.”
— A Department official, no longer reading from the prepared remarks

The communications office reportedly moved to clarify the remark within the hour, issuing a statement confirming that the official’s comment did not reflect the formal position of the Department, and a second statement, issued shortly afterward, confirming that it did reflect the formal position of the Department but had been phrased “with more candor than the format traditionally allows.” A third statement, sources say, was drafted but not released, on the ground that it agreed with the official a third time and the office had concluded that further agreement was beginning to undermine the original denial.

The official was not disciplined. Investigators noted that no participant at the press conference was able to identify which part of the statement was incorrect. The Department’s internal review reportedly concluded that the remark was “procedurally inappropriate and substantively unanswerable,” a combination the review described as “the most difficult kind to address, because it cannot be corrected, only resented.”

The Framework

The guidance introduces a set of new workplace classifications, intended, the Department says, to restore a vocabulary for forms of contribution that the prevailing culture had quietly stopped naming. The framework is careful to stress that the classifications are descriptive rather than hierarchical, a claim that survived approximately one reading before every organization that received it began ranking them. The four classifications are as follows.

Mission Critical Doers

Defined as “people who perform the actual work.” The framework notes that this category had no standing term in most contemporary organizations, the available terms having been reassigned, over the preceding decade, to people who did not perform the actual work but coordinated near it. The Department reports that when it attempted to identify the Mission Critical Doers within a sample of organizations, it was repeatedly directed to people whose titles suggested otherwise, and that the doers themselves were generally located only after the question was rephrased as “who do you call when it breaks,” which the framework found to be “a reliable instrument, and a short list.”

Coordinators

Defined as “people who help organize the work.” The framework affirms that coordination is real, valuable, and frequently the difference between a functioning operation and a warehouse full of motivated individuals working at cross purposes. It adds, in a footnote officials describe as “load-bearing,” that the value of coordination is contingent on the existence of work to coordinate, and that a coordinator without underlying work is “not, on close inspection, distinguishable from a calendar.”

Leaders

Defined as “people responsible for making decisions.” The framework is at pains to clarify that leadership remains genuinely necessary, that real decisions carry real consequences, and that the document should not be read as an attack on leadership as such. It then clarifies, at slightly greater length, that the defining feature of a leader is the making of decisions for which the leader is subsequently accountable, and that a person who makes no decisions, or who makes decisions for which someone else is accountable, occupies “the title without the load,” a position the framework declines to classify as leadership and addresses separately.

Professional Meeting Attendees

Defined, in the framework’s entirety, as a classification whose “status is under review.” The Department reportedly identified a substantial population of individuals whose primary observable output was attendance, who appeared in meetings reliably, contributed to them ambiently, and could not, when the meetings were removed, be connected to any downstream change in the state of the work. The framework declined to assign this population to any of the first three categories, on the stated ground that doing so “would require determining what they do, an inquiry the working group was not resourced to complete.”

“We tried to establish what would change if a given attendee stopped attending. In a number of cases the honest answer was: the meeting would get shorter. We have logged this as a finding and moved on.”
— A member of the framework’s working group, requesting that her own meeting attendance not be audited

Industry Reaction

The announcement reportedly caused immediate concern among several leadership coaching firms, whose business model the framework describes, with what officials insist is no editorial intent, as “the conversion of the general population into leaders, at scale, for a fee.” One consultant, asked to respond, stated that “everyone has leadership potential,” a position the consultant characterized as foundational, non-negotiable, and the basis of a forthcoming seminar.

The Department reportedly responded that potential is not the same thing as organizational need, and that an organization in which everyone exercises their leadership potential simultaneously is “not a high-performing organization but a meeting that never ends.” The framework allows that leadership potential may be widely distributed. It declines to accept that wide distribution of potential implies wide distribution of available positions, noting that “an organization has a fixed number of decisions that actually need making, and this number is, in every case studied, smaller than the number of people who have purchased a course on how to make them.”

The coaching firms, sources report, did not contest the arithmetic. They contested the framing. One firm issued a statement clarifying that its programs do not produce leaders so much as “unlock the leader within,” a formulation the framework addresses in a footnote, observing that the leader within, if it exists, “has proven extraordinarily difficult to schedule, and has never once unloaded the truck.” A second firm announced a new offering, the Followership Intensive, priced identically to its leadership program, and described in early materials as “the rare skill of doing what is asked, well, on time, without first renaming it.” The Department reportedly declined to endorse the program but conceded that the underlying skill was “real, scarce, and not currently being taught by anyone, including us.”

The Reclassification Wave

Within days of the framework’s release, the Department reportedly observed a phenomenon it had explicitly warned against in the document itself. Organizations presented with the four classifications did not, for the most part, use them to identify and protect their Mission Critical Doers. They used them to reclassify their existing population upward, so that the new vocabulary, intended to make execution visible, was absorbed within a week into the existing project of making everyone a leader, now with federal terminology attached.

Investigators documented a representative sample of the resulting changes, reproduced here with the framework’s caution that all are real within the dataset and none are exaggerated, “because they did not need to be”:

  • A warehouse that employed forty people reclassified thirty-eight of them as “Operational Leaders.” The remaining two, who were the Mission Critical Doers, were not reclassified, on the ground that they were “needed on the floor,” a phrase the framework notes “correctly identifies the only two people the operation could not survive losing, and pays them accordingly least.”
  • A firm responded to the introduction of the Coordinator category by promoting its coordinators to “Strategic Coordination Leaders,” creating, in the process, a layer of people responsible for coordinating the coordinators, none of whom were closer to the work than before, all of whom now required coordinating themselves.
  • One organization, asked to identify which of its staff fell into the “Professional Meeting Attendee” category, reported that it had none, a claim the framework was able to evaluate by counting the meetings, counting the attendees, counting the decisions, and observing that the first two numbers were large and the third was “not detectably greater than zero.”

The Department concluded that the framework had been, in the majority of cases, “received correctly and applied in reverse.” Officials noted that a document warning against the inflation of titles had been used, almost immediately, to inflate titles, and that this was itself “the most thorough confirmation of the document’s thesis that the working group could have hoped for, and the least satisfying.”

Analyst Perspective

Analysts consulted for this report describe the guidance as a reaction to a long-running cultural trend, one that predates the framework by decades and that the framework merely names. Over this period, they argue, leadership gradually became prestige, execution gradually became invisible, and supervision gradually became aspirational, until the act of doing the work had acquired, in the language of one analyst, “the social standing of a thing you do until you are promoted out of having to.”

The consequence, analysts say, was a steady migration of ambition away from competence and toward authority over competence, conducted by people who in many cases retained neither. The framework documents organizations in which the most capable practitioner had been, as a reward for capability, removed from practice and placed in charge of practitioners, where the capability was no longer exercised and the practitioners were now supervised by someone who had stopped doing the thing the moment they became good at it. The framework calls this the Competence Evacuation, defined as “the systematic removal of skill from the precise location where it was useful, performed in the sincere belief that this is what skill is for.”

“Modern organizations often celebrate leadership while quietly depending on the people willing to simply do the job. The celebration is loud and the dependence is silent, and over time everyone learns which one to aspire to.”
— An organizational analyst, summarizing the framework’s central finding

The analysts were careful, and the framework is careful in turn, to avoid the inverse error. The document does not claim that leadership is worthless, that all managers are superfluous, or that an organization improves in direct proportion to the number of people it strips of titles. Real leadership, the framework states, is rare, difficult, and decisive, and an organization without it “does not become flat, it becomes lost.” The problem the document identifies is not the existence of leaders. It is the existence of approximately 137 percent of them, and the corresponding shortage of everyone else.

The Mechanics of the Imbalance

The framework devotes a section to the structure underlying the imbalance, which it describes as “a problem of incentives wearing the costume of a problem of character.” No individual, the document stresses, behaved irrationally. Each person who pursued leadership rather than execution was responding correctly to a system in which leadership was paid more, respected more, and protected better, and in which execution was, by contrast, the thing you were thanked for in an email and asked to do again by Friday.

The result, the framework argues, is a coordination failure of the most ordinary kind. Every individual moving toward leadership was acting in their own interest. The aggregate of those individually sensible moves was an organization that could decide anything and complete nothing, a structure the document compares to “an army composed entirely of generals, each correct that being a general is preferable to being a soldier, and collectively unable to take the hill, there being no one left to take it.”

The Department reportedly considered, and rejected, the obvious remedy of simply ordering organizations to value execution more. It rejected this, the framework explains, on the ground that the Department had no mechanism to make execution prestigious, prestige being “the one resource the federal government has never successfully manufactured.” What it could do, the document concludes, was name the categories honestly and let organizations observe, in their own data, which of their people the operation actually rested on. Whether they then chose to pay those people more, the framework notes, “was a decision the Department could describe but not compel, and which it does not, on the evidence so far, expect most of them to make.”

Closing Statement

The Department emphasized, in the framework’s final section, that leadership remains important, and asked that nothing in the document be read as a claim to the contrary. It then provided a list of the other things that remain important, which it noted had grown quiet during the long ascendancy of the org chart, and which it wished to read aloud:

  • technicians
  • operators
  • mechanics
  • nurses
  • electricians
  • drivers
  • warehouse workers
  • everyone else making reality function

The framework closes by observing that the people on this list had, in many cases, internalized the surrounding culture so thoroughly that they had come to regard their own indispensable work as a stage to be passed through rather than a thing to be proud of, and had begun, like everyone else, to aspire upward and out of it. The Department’s stated hope is that the document might offer them, if nothing else, “permission to notice that the building stands because of them, and to find this sufficient.”

The Bottom Line

Not everyone can be a leader, because leadership is a number of positions, not a personality trait, and the number is smaller than the number of people who have been sold the idea that it is theirs by right. An organization in which everyone is a visionary is not visionary; it is a building in which the truck remains loaded, the machine remains broken, and the paperwork remains a committee’s problem. The framework does not ask anyone to abandon leadership. It asks them to notice that being useful and being in charge are not the same thing, that the economy has been quietly running on the first while loudly rewarding the second, and that the bill for this arrangement is now arriving in the form of a great many people qualified to direct work that no one remains available to do.

The Externality recommends, for organizations affected, neither a purge of titles nor a defensive promotion of everyone to a more impressive one, but the single exercise the framework found almost no one had performed: identifying who the operation could not survive losing, and comparing that list, honestly, to the list of who is paid as though it could not.

Update: Following the framework’s release, several organizations announced new senior roles dedicated to implementing it, including a “Chief Hierarchical Capacity Officer” and a “Vice President of Followership Strategy.” All of the roles were leadership positions. None of them were filled by anyone who had previously unloaded the truck. The truck, at press time, remained loaded, and was now also the subject of a steering committee.

Editor’s Note: The Externality wishes to clarify that its own editorial staff consists entirely of leaders, visionaries, and strategists, a fact it offers as context for the continued non-arrival of this week’s remaining articles.

EDITORIAL NOTES

¹ The figure of 137 percent is reproduced from the framework without modification. The Department is aware that it exceeds 100 percent. The Department considers this the point.

² The official who departed from the script was not disciplined. No participant was able to locate the error requiring discipline.

³ The leader within remains, at press time, unscheduled. The truck remains loaded. These are believed to be related.

⁴ This report was prepared by a publication composed entirely of visionaries, and is therefore exempt from its own findings, a position it holds with great confidence and has so far declined to test.

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